EXCLUSIVE : Cherie Blair Wearing Wig "Wrong Way Round" says expert
The British newspapers have been full of condemnation for Cherie Blair, Britain's First Lady, after it was revealed that her hairdressing bill plunged the Labour Party £7 million into the red.
However, we can exclusively reveal that this was not Cherie's fault. She is the victim of a cruel medical condition - McPhee Syndrome.
Category 5 McPhee - terminal
Category 3 McPhee - treatable, but still quite offensive
As the photos above show, the Prime Minister’s wife may be suffering from McPhee Syndrome, a medical condition in which a woman’s appearance deteriorates when her children misbehave.
We asked medical expert Professor Desmond Philpot to comment.
“Well, it could be McPhee Syndrome”, he confirmed, “probably a category 3. But her kids must be bloody naughty, that’s all I can say
"Perhaps if she wore her lawyer's wig the other way around . . . ?
The McPhee Syndrome Website
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